Funny

• If swimming is a good exercise, to stay fit,Why whales are fit?
• When everyonewants to go to heaven,But nobody wants to die?
• Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in Chess?As white piece is moved first?
• In our country, we have freedom of speech, thenWhy telephone bills?
• Some people join army, because they are single and they love WAR.”Whereas“Others join army because they are married and they love PEACE”
• Have you loved anybody’s WIFE? …. The answer to this question is yes… I loved my father’s WIFE
• Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, because the word itself says“ I M POSSIBLE”
• No sentence would begin with because, because, because is a conjunction
• After death some of our organs take time to stop their function, it’s called Inner Sense. That time the brain can identify each person who were crying near the dead body, but unfortunately the body can’t able to express the feeling

Literacy to All

Four to five years back, the adult education has been taught as a part time to the old people who knew nothing to study. Even today this system has been adopted. The main motive of this programme is to provide education to all. But the person, who is not good at study will chose illegal way as their carrier. So recently, innovative ideas have been launched to teach prisoners. The entire motive of the programme was to increase the literacy rate. If the people are educated they won’t be committing any mistake.
Even the prisoners are happy that they are taught to write, they learn yoga. Through yoga they learnt the purpose of life. So the trainers are saying that the prisoner's won’t be committing any mistake in the fore-coming future.
When a “Literacy camp” is held at ‘Puzahal’ jail, the prisoners are realizing that “we have done mistakes without our knowledge and we would assure in the future that we won’t be committing any mistake ”. If this continues, then no one would be present in the prison. Obviously, no one goes to hell, if no one commits the mistake.
So what’s the point is cheating would be reduced, if Literacy would be provided to all.

Who is richest?

Eventhough the world’s economy dips down to a large extend, recently the richest people in the world have been announced. Out of them four were Indians.
i. Warren Buffet (USA) ----- $ 62 Billion
ii. Carlos Helu (Mexico) ----- $ 60 Billion
iii. Bill gates (USA) ----- $ 58 Billion
iv. L.N.Mittal (India) ------ $ 45 Billion
v. Mukesh Ambani (India) ------ $ 43 Billion
vi. Anil Ambani (India) ------ $ 42 Billion
vii. Ingvar kamprad (Sweden) ------ $ 31 Billion
viii. K.P.Singh (India) ----- $ 30 Billion
ix. Oleg Deripaska (Russia) ----- $ 28 Billion
x. Karl Deripaska (Russia) ----- $ 27 Billion
Although, the Wall of all Global nation i.e., USA have been collapsed due to Recession, India have not been affected so much bcoz India is a domestic country. We not only runs software and outsourcing, but we do Hardware and Networking too…

Blossom to my Career

Everyone’s first job would be the bud to their careers. But for me it happens to be the blossom, it’s because of the profession I choose. I have completed my UG in Electronics. With lot of dreams and passion, I stepped out of my college to have a successful career. The recession had created a barrier to my career. Even though, it couldn’t have capability to stop my confidence. I have tried my level best to make a career for me. Everything had been blocked by the recession. The worst thing is I can’t able to enter my core company too. So I decided to walk out of my home to step into the world of career.
My native is Thanjavur, so I decided to stay in the Chennai for enrolling my career. With the blessings of god, I have been selected as Tech Support Executive in a call centre. My college mates curse me to start a career in a call centre. But to be honest, I have learned a lot of things apart from the studies in the training session…
The only sorrowful thing is “I was not paid in my training”. The Chennai Life had taught me a lot about the people and their career and vice versa. I motivated me daily. Event though my job was a night job, I felt really satisfied with the job.
So this job was happen to be my Blossom of my career and I damn sure it won’t ever be my bud.

Swapping two variables

we can have a lot of fun with any programing languages, if you are understanding the concept and logic clearly, generally to swap two variables, we need a temp variable, but it can be done without that third variable too...
if we consider two variables x and y....
Here is the logic to swap two variables

x=x-y;
y=x+y;
x=y-x;

Have a check it out...

Beautiful banners

i came across a wonderfull banner in fornt of the beauty saloon.. The wordings are so nice, so i am just sharing this to all my viewers..
"Dont whistle on a girl, who walks out of our saloon, she may be your grandma"

How is it!!

Tenth Planet

In our ecosystem we have already nine planets in our universe. Combining the scientific invention and conventional tradition, astrology can ne predicted. It’s a method to predict one’s life in all the Generation of him. Still now, astro is carried out by calculating the movement of nine planets.But lastyear, NASA said that there are possibilities of Identification of Tenth Planet. If this was found true, then it would be “The Milestone in World Scientific Research”.

It’s not only good news to the researchers, but also its welcoming news to Astrologers.According to them, "We could predict about the future in depth, if the tenth planet was discovered". Every astrologers is eagerly waiting for the tenth planet to be discovered.

Real Gap

It’s an easy way to differentiate an Indian student and a foreign student. For a foreign student, the way of exposure was entirely different as that to an Indian. The cultural drawback may be one of the reasons for the setback for Asians and Indians. Not only culture but also many aspects favor foreign students.
In foreign, if a student finishes his schoolings, the government takes care of him entirely. He was permitted to do part-time jobs of his own. And with his income he manages his own life. So he can stand in his own leg.
But if you consider ours, the situation is far worse. We have to study by our own, the government doesn’t cares us much when compare to the foreign student. In India, we can’t expect that from the government. Obviously, we don’t have exposure to it. For a city based guy, it’s not at all a matter. But for a rural one, it’s the matter. Hope for the better future in the fore coming days for the multi-sided growth of us.

Universal Chargers

With the advancement in the mobile technology, so many brands and models of cell phones are coming every day. Some of the popular company’s product has their own market in the industry such as Nokia, Motorola, Sony Eriksson, Lg, Reliance…,
But the chargers of two Uniq companys are not same. This results in the panic situation to the users and the company. Because of the separate chargers, the company should spend some additional money with the new models each and every time.
So far as 27 different chargers are available in the world. So all the company is in plan to invent a charger that could fit all the mobiles in the fore-coming days. To my opinion, it could be implemented in Late 2010 onwards

Ever Lasting Facts

• Today we have bigger houses but small families
• More degrees but less common sense
• Advance medicines but poor health
• Touched moon, but no contact with our Neighbours
• Attached bathroom but detached families
• High income but less peace of mind
• Research in study, but no realistic in it