Funny

• If swimming is a good exercise, to stay fit,Why whales are fit?
• When everyonewants to go to heaven,But nobody wants to die?
• Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in Chess?As white piece is moved first?
• In our country, we have freedom of speech, thenWhy telephone bills?
• Some people join army, because they are single and they love WAR.”Whereas“Others join army because they are married and they love PEACE”
• Have you loved anybody’s WIFE? …. The answer to this question is yes… I loved my father’s WIFE
• Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, because the word itself says“ I M POSSIBLE”
• No sentence would begin with because, because, because is a conjunction
• After death some of our organs take time to stop their function, it’s called Inner Sense. That time the brain can identify each person who were crying near the dead body, but unfortunately the body can’t able to express the feeling