Rajnikanth Unlimited !!!

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named Rajnikanth will be borN iN 1949!!

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Rajnikanth  once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then 1/0=?

this was the question once asked to Rajnikanth  and he said,
"I dnt know!"
Thats why it's declared as "Not Defined"..!
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Once while playing Rajnikanth  said "STATUE" to a person.........
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Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY "....
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** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth ...... was shot yesterday . .
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today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

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What is that Rajnikanth can do, that we cant even think of doing?
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He can answer a missed call.!
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Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque

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The Bank Bounced:-D

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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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Oh my Rajnikanth !!!!!'

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Awesum fact…Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikanth creats his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@Rajnikanth .com

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and later refused to pay him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A small child had been to Kashmir & started playing by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
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Why does Rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against Rajnikanth 
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Since then, it is called TATA NANO.
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and got it.
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when Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up.

He is pushing the earth down.

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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited Rajnikanth .
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU POURNIMA!

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Once when Rajnikanth was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot.
And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's  wife. Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Indian Style

Equations of Life

Equation 1:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

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Equation 2:

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Man = Donkey + earn money

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

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Equation 3:

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Love and Marriage

Student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.But the rule is:

• You can go through them only once and cannot turn back o pick
  The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later
• Then he saw another bigger one...
• But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
• Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
• So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later yourealize, you have already miss the person...."

• "What is marriage then?" the student asked.
• The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
• The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.
• The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn...You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage
  

My Colleague's Wish

Everyone expect that their wish need to come true oneday... Here is my colleague strange wish...

• He was in love with three of his friends...
• All the three were the collegemates of him.
• He would like to propose a girl who was best among them.
• In special, he would like to propose to his girl before her wedding.
• What a Strange wish...!!!!
• I think he would watch many Indian movies..

Crazy fan of SRK

My colleague was a crazy fan of SRK (Shah Rukh khan)…. Here is the sample of his crazyness.. I have asked him which team you are going to support for IPL-3. The reason I have asked him is, he likes SRK, Sachin Tendulkar and he is from Bangalore… I gave him three choices

• Bangalore Royal Chargers…
• Mumbai Indians...
• Kolkata Knight Riders…

He said that he would support “Kolkata Knight Riders”… I have asked him that why he is not supporting for the other two teams…
If Mumbai Indians win the series, then the entire fame would go to Ambhani
If Royal Challengers win the series, then the entire fame would go to Vijay Malaya….
But in case if Kolkata Knight Riders win the series, then the fame and money goes to SRK…I was stunned with his answer…. How Crazy he is………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Control yourself..Its Funny….!

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning...............But this time..... After Winning the Match
Tony Greg :
So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!
Inzamam :
Thanks Tony?,?.! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.Tony fainted!!!!! !

Things to do when you wake up in the Morning

• Close your Eyes
• Take a Deep Breath
• Open your Arms wide
• Feel your heartbeat
• Now say "Its too early". Let me Sleep again.

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Cricket in the Street

In this world, the second lovable game is Cricket. I like to play cricket in the weekends with my friends. When we were young, we will play the game in the street. There’s been funny incident happened in my life while we were playing once. I am going to share this to all.
One of my friend names is Vikram. He was a batsman and he was very good with his bat. Whatever may be the delivery of the ball, he would beat it into sixes and boundaries. But if you deliver a slow ball, he would walk to the pavilion. One day what happened was we were playing in the street. The stump is under the street Light. Vikram was the opener. He came to the grease. When the bowler bowls the ball, he lifted the ball to the air..
Everyone was searching for the ball; finally we heard a blasting sound. The ball which was beaten by Vikram went straight above his head and it had broken the street light. That’s it everyone ran away and find a place to hide.
By god’s sake, after beating the ball Vikram ran for a run. Otherwise the broken light would fell on his head itself.

Touching Moments

Year : 1975
Situation : Last day of school Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends.
The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve the country.But today was a day they always dreaded. It was their last day together.
On their way back from School Arjun started talkingArjun : Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you manPargat: I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year.Arjun: Yes that is a dealand they parted with tears in their eyes... As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers. Year: 2009 Venue: The Police station where Arjun works Tring... Tring... Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise... "Is this Arjun?" "Yes. Who is on the line?" " Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station" Tear drops welled up Arjun's eyes Arjun: Where are you? Pargat: I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out Arjun: Is it? I am coming right away. Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend. But he could not hug his friend. It was a very touching moment for both of them :


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What does FRIEND means..?

F--> Free from all formalities

R-->Right to say anything

I-->Informal

E-->Eithergood or bad

N-->No sorry, No thanks

D-->Dear to the Dearest

VALUES

Smile-------------- Value to your Face
Love---------------Value to your Heart
Respect------------Value to your Behavior
Study-------------- Value to your Future
Friendship---------- Value to Everyone's LIFE

Sweet Sleeps

• Sleeping on Mummy’s thigh when we are tired…
• Sleeping in Dad shoulder when we are sad…
• Sleeping with your spouse by holding their hands…
• Sleeping by holding our child on chest…
• Sleeping with opened eyes when our staffs teaching…

Don’t miss them… as it come rare in one's life

Made 4 Each Others

"HEART" and "BEARS"

"NIGHT" and "MOON"

"ROSES" and "LOVE"

"FISH" and "WATER"

"SKY" and "CLOUDS"

"My Post" ur "SMILE"........... Does they Made 4 each others..?

Funny

• If swimming is a good exercise, to stay fit,Why whales are fit?
• When everyonewants to go to heaven,But nobody wants to die?
• Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in Chess?As white piece is moved first?
• In our country, we have freedom of speech, thenWhy telephone bills?
• Some people join army, because they are single and they love WAR.”Whereas“Others join army because they are married and they love PEACE”
• Have you loved anybody’s WIFE? …. The answer to this question is yes… I loved my father’s WIFE
• Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, because the word itself says“ I M POSSIBLE”
• No sentence would begin with because, because, because is a conjunction
• After death some of our organs take time to stop their function, it’s called Inner Sense. That time the brain can identify each person who were crying near the dead body, but unfortunately the body can’t able to express the feeling

Beautiful banners

i came across a wonderfull banner in fornt of the beauty saloon.. The wordings are so nice, so i am just sharing this to all my viewers..
"Dont whistle on a girl, who walks out of our saloon, she may be your grandma"

How is it!!