Rajnikanth Unlimited !!!

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named Rajnikanth will be borN iN 1949!!

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Rajnikanth  once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then 1/0=?

this was the question once asked to Rajnikanth  and he said,
"I dnt know!"
Thats why it's declared as "Not Defined"..!
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Once while playing Rajnikanth  said "STATUE" to a person.........
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Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY "....
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** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth ...... was shot yesterday . .
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today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

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What is that Rajnikanth can do, that we cant even think of doing?
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He can answer a missed call.!
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Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque

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The Bank Bounced:-D

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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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Oh my Rajnikanth !!!!!'

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Awesum fact…Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikanth creats his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@Rajnikanth .com

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and later refused to pay him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A small child had been to Kashmir & started playing by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
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Why does Rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against Rajnikanth 
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Since then, it is called TATA NANO.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,
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and got it.
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when Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up.

He is pushing the earth down.

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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited Rajnikanth .
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU POURNIMA!

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Once when Rajnikanth was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot.
And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's  wife. Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..