Sep 21, 2010

Dont Blame Software Industry

Software Industry helps in increasing the economy growth of the country. But many people in INDIA say that, only because of IT Sectors, the prices of all the things have gone high. But these people forget one thing, its not the fault of any Industry, its because of the people who are ruling the nation.

Income Tax raid has to be done in all political leaders and film stars houses, then automatically Indian Economy also go high and prices of the basic commoditites also will come low. This was not the fault of Software Industry. There were many political leaders who were supporting the nation and working for the benifit of the nation. But only few are not proper..

Jul 13, 2010

Equations of Life

Equation 1:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++          
Equation 2:
Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Man = Donkey + earn money

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3:

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 
So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Jul 7, 2010

Learn Any language

Want to learn any language…be it Java , C, C++ or Lisp?

Visit http://projecteuler.net/

It has the list of most famous computer science problems try to solve these to get you program skills sharper

Jul 5, 2010

Cars with black boxes

Computer scientists in the US are developing technology that will transform cars into intelligent vehicles fitted with aircraft-style black boxes that can record information about driving behaviour during accidents.

The car, which is being developed by researchers at computer chip giant Intel, will record information about the vehicle speed, steering and braking along with video footage from inside and outside the vehicle, The Telegraph reported.

This would be automatically sent to police and insurance companies in the event of an accident to make it easier to determine the cause of car crashes and identify the person responsible.

The device forms part of an intelligent car envisaged by researchers at Intel. They are developing technology that will transform cars into smart vehicles that are able to detect dangers on the road and even take over control from motorists.

They have been in discussions with car manufacturers about developing cars that are permanently connected to the Internet and other vehicles using wireless technology.

Camera systems that can recognise street signs and then take over control of a car if the motorist tries to drive the wrong way up a one-way street, for example, are being developed for use in vehicles.

On board sensors will also be able to detect pot holes in the road and report their location to road maintenance authorities as the car is moving.

The cars will also be able to track the location of surrounding vehicles and alert drivers if they get too close or try to change lanes when another vehicle is in their blind spot.


The technology was revealed at a research showcase by Intel in Santa Clara, California, last week. The company has been in discussions with car manufacturers about putting the technology into new vehicles.

Justin Ratner, the director of Intel Laboratories and chief technology officer, said: 'We are looking at a whole range of enhancements that will improve the driving experience, safety and security of vehicles.


'The intelligent vehicle is what we are talking about here. Once a car is connected, more or less on a continuous basis, all sorts of interesting possibilities present themselves.

'With vision systems on cars, it is perfectly reasonable for a car on its own to see the sign that says 'wrong way' or 'do not enter' and bring the vehicle to a halt at the side of the road so we don't have these senseless accidents where someone has failed to recognise a sign.



'We have talked to highway maintenance departments about using sensors that are already in cars to report the GPS coordinates for pot holes in the road to the maintenance department.'
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Insurance companies are expected to welcome on-board car systems that will reduce the risk of accidents.





May 6, 2010

Chinese, non stop trains.

Quite a brilliant concept. Have a look at the links below !http://myinfoland.com/2010/04/15/non-stop-trains-from-china/
  • It is a brilliant concept by the Chinese, non stop trains. Thesetrains never stop at any station. Then, the question is how can thepassengers board in and out of it?

Q1. How can the people board the train?

Ans. The passengers at a station should board in to a connector cabinbefore the train arrives the station. When the train arrives thestation, it will not stop at all. It will slow down to pick theconnector cabin at the station on to it’s top. The passengers in theconnector should get in to the train. Once the connector was emptied,the connector will be moved to it’s rear end. The passengers who haveto get down at the next station should board in to the connector whichis at the rear end of the train roof.

Q2. How can the passengers get out off the train?

Ans. As I said earlier, the passengers who have to get down at thenext station should board in to the connector which is at the rear endof the train roof. When the next station arrives, the train will leavethe rear connector at the station itself and will pick up the newconnector from the station to it’s front end.Here is a video demo of this brilliant technology,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn84drthLYg&feature=player_embedded

May 2, 2010

Pay utility bills online with a receipt

Just in case some one is not yet aware of this site.
  • One can pay water,electricity and few other bills online and get the receipt for the same.
  • Please Note that there is service charge involved
  • Please Click here...

Apr 28, 2010

Love and Marriage

Student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.But the rule is:
  • You can go through them only once and cannot turn back o pick
    The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later
  • Then he saw another bigger one...
  • But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
  • Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
  • So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later yourealize, you have already miss the person...."

  • "What is marriage then?" the student asked.
  • The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
  • The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.
  • The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn...You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage

Apr 21, 2010

EMBA in India

This year, the demand for one year full time executive MBA programme has gone up mainly because managers think that it is a good time to take a one year break especially with the world economy downturn and recession hitting the globe. One year executive MBA is one of the wisest choice managers with three to five years of work experience can make because this gives them an edge over other employees and serves as a great force in their career progress.

There are many schools in India that offer a one year executive MBA programme. Since this is a full time programme, it is only of a year’s duration as compared to other part time programmes that lasts for three to five years. One year executive MBA programmes are highly intensive. The learning in these programmes is usually conducted through different study modes like case studies, discussions, debates, learning from each others work experiences, assignments etc.

Some of the one year executive MBA programmes in India are:

  • IIM Ahmedabad: PGPX (Post Graduate Programme for Executives)
  • IIM Bangalore: Executive General Management programme
  • IIM C (Kolkata): PGPX (Post Graduate Programme for Executives).
  • Indian School of Business (ISB), Hyderabad: one year MBA for managers
  • XLRI, Jamshedpur: Graduate Management Programme
  • IMT, Ghaziabad

For more Information, Click Here...

Apr 17, 2010

Shah Rukh takes the Blame

Dejected by Kolkata Knight Riders' continuing poor run in the Indian Premier League, team owner and Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan took the blame for the debacle and said he feels awful for the side and its fans.
KKR were all but thrown out of semifinal reckoning after losing to Chennai Super Kings last night and Shah Rukh said he was responsible for the disappointing show. "I completely take the blame for not putting up a good enough show...so much love for KKR and I couldn't reciprocate," the actor wrote on his Twitter page. "I am not sad. Just feel awful for Kolkata, most wonderful city and my sponsors. No promises anymore," he said.
But the superstar said he would still give a call to each member of the team for trying his best. "(I) Will call all (of them) and thank them for trying, even if it wasn't good enough.