Rajnikanth Unlimited !!!

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named Rajnikanth will be borN iN 1949!!

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Rajnikanth  once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then 1/0=?

this was the question once asked to Rajnikanth  and he said,
"I dnt know!"
Thats why it's declared as "Not Defined"..!
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Once while playing Rajnikanth  said "STATUE" to a person.........
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Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY "....
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** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth ...... was shot yesterday . .
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today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

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What is that Rajnikanth can do, that we cant even think of doing?
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He can answer a missed call.!
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Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque

&

The Bank Bounced:-D

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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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Oh my Rajnikanth !!!!!'

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Awesum fact…Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikanth creats his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@Rajnikanth .com

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and later refused to pay him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A small child had been to Kashmir & started playing by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
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Why does Rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against Rajnikanth 
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Since then, it is called TATA NANO.
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and got it.
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when Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up.

He is pushing the earth down.

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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited Rajnikanth .
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU POURNIMA!

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Once when Rajnikanth was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot.
And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's  wife. Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..

How Stuff Works

HowStuffWorks is a commercial edutainment website that was founded by Marshall Brain with the goal of giving its target audience an insight into the way in which many things work. The site uses various media in its effort to explain complex concepts, terminology and mechanisms, including photographs, diagrams, videos and animations, and articles. A documentary television series with the same name also premiered in November 2008 on the Discovery Channel.
Click here to discover "How Stuff Works".

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Indian Style

Life in a Call Centre

Everyone in India has a general opinion that, if they worked in a call center their communication will improve. I too thought the same thing, so i joined  a top leading call center in Chennai.At the early stages, i was learning something new about computers, hardwares, OS..., But later on, I was put to work for Anti virus Removal Department.
The work flow was the customer who brought the product would call us and we need to assist them to install the softwares or remove virus from their computers or laptops. The work was really nice. I learnt a lot from Americans.
But the work timings was worst. The actual timings are 10 hours a day with one hour break that too only night shifts. The worst thing is i slept only for five hours a day, have food only two times day which really made me sick.
Finally after four months of time, i was very good in my communication, accent is really good, but my health is lost. So i quit that job.  So guys who were working on call center, pay attention for you health as well

Meaning of Mantra

All the words in this universe have vibration. Mantra is the collection of words, that will vibrate in your place, if you are chanting them .Please see the characteristics of mantra which brings to you

•  Happiness
• Makes your mind like a feather
• Freshen your thoughts
• Bring joy to your place 

So keep chanting mantras or listen to some of the finest mantras at home

Listen to videos of Chamakkam, Gayathri mantra.., 

Everything we gain from Experience

Generally, people say when you get a good job, your life is settled, but till that time you need to run for you Life.But guys please don't stop running after getting a job. The actual race starts only when you are at work. Everyday you will get a new challenge, it will gain you some sort of experience in that field. At the end of the day, you will get to know how to do that . 

The next day the challenge would be how to do it much better. So you will gain more when you grew higher. 

Dont Blame Software Industry

Software Industry helps in increasing the economy growth of the country. But many people in INDIA say that, only because of IT Sectors, the prices of all the things have gone high. But these people forget one thing, its not the fault of any Industry, its because of the people who are ruling the nation.

Income Tax raid has to be done in all political leaders and film stars houses, then automatically Indian Economy also go high and prices of the basic commoditites also will come low. This was not the fault of Software Industry. There were many political leaders who were supporting the nation and working for the benifit of the nation. But only few are not proper..

Equations of Life

Equation 1:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

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Equation 2:

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Man = Donkey + earn money

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

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Equation 3:

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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It has the list of most famous computer science problems try to solve these to get you program skills sharper

Cars with black boxes

Computer scientists in the US are developing technology that will transform cars into intelligent vehicles fitted with aircraft-style black boxes that can record information about driving behaviour during accidents.

The car, which is being developed by researchers at computer chip giant Intel, will record information about the vehicle speed, steering and braking along with video footage from inside and outside the vehicle, The Telegraph reported.

This would be automatically sent to police and insurance companies in the event of an accident to make it easier to determine the cause of car crashes and identify the person responsible.

The device forms part of an intelligent car envisaged by researchers at Intel. They are developing technology that will transform cars into smart vehicles that are able to detect dangers on the road and even take over control from motorists.

They have been in discussions with car manufacturers about developing cars that are permanently connected to the Internet and other vehicles using wireless technology.

Camera systems that can recognise street signs and then take over control of a car if the motorist tries to drive the wrong way up a one-way street, for example, are being developed for use in vehicles.

On board sensors will also be able to detect pot holes in the road and report their location to road maintenance authorities as the car is moving.

The cars will also be able to track the location of surrounding vehicles and alert drivers if they get too close or try to change lanes when another vehicle is in their blind spot.


The technology was revealed at a research showcase by Intel in Santa Clara, California, last week. The company has been in discussions with car manufacturers about putting the technology into new vehicles.

Justin Ratner, the director of Intel Laboratories and chief technology officer, said: 'We are looking at a whole range of enhancements that will improve the driving experience, safety and security of vehicles.


'The intelligent vehicle is what we are talking about here. Once a car is connected, more or less on a continuous basis, all sorts of interesting possibilities present themselves.

'With vision systems on cars, it is perfectly reasonable for a car on its own to see the sign that says 'wrong way' or 'do not enter' and bring the vehicle to a halt at the side of the road so we don't have these senseless accidents where someone has failed to recognise a sign.



'We have talked to highway maintenance departments about using sensors that are already in cars to report the GPS coordinates for pot holes in the road to the maintenance department.'

Insurance companies are expected to welcome on-board car systems that will reduce the risk of accidents.

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