Apr 1, 2010

Mar 31, 2010

Wow..!! This is Awesome

I bet you didn't know this...
  • Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
  • Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999 (Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
  • Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999 (Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion) And
  • Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting

This is awesome - Is in it..??

Mar 29, 2010

CSK Squad has to be Shuffled

The team which had shown the remarkable performance in the last two IPL is showing the negative side in IPL-2010. Its none other than Chennai Super Kings...The entire team has to be shuffled.. The reason is if CSK were batting first and if they loose some five wickets in the early stages, definitelt we can judge that they were going to become all out.. Because the entire team is depends only on the top order bastman... If Dhoni and Raina got out, thats it... Even in the bowling they were not really good except Muralidharan.. Balaji was not in form at all. He was not bowling well, poor fielding and no batting.. Johinder sharma was also not good with the ball... There should be some Allrounders required in the middle order to maintain a strong partnership... Further both balaji and Johinder sharma have to be replaced by someone else... If you look at the other teams, their performance was very good.. Game by game they were improving their talent. If you consider Mumbai Indians, even the bolwers are scoring fifty(Harbhajan Singh: 49 runs(18 balls) not out) and three wickets.. If you take Rajasthan Royals, they were at the last when this season begins, now they were leading other teams... No more comparison, the interim decision has to be shuffling the CSK team...

Mar 25, 2010

(100-100)/ (100-100) =2

Can anyone try this…?
If no just follow me
  • (10^2 – 10^2) / 10 ( 10 – 10 ) since a^2 – b^2 = (a + b) (a - b)
  • ( (10 + 10) ( 10-10) ) / 10 (10 - 10)
  • (10 + 10 ) / 10 since the equal terms in numerator and denominator gotcancelled….
  • 20 / 10 = 2

Try this and have fun…!!!

Mar 24, 2010

Guess Who Am I

  • I am a 13 letters word found in the dictionary...
  • Only because of me, there was the interim need for the Languages in this world...
  • With my ability, I have shrunk this world into a small village...
  • I have the ability to make people closer, irrespective of their distances...
  • I am responsible to express one feelings to others....
  • I can travel a long distance within few seconds....
  • To give you a clue.... The Letters in the Position 4,7,8,9 is the name of the Metal....

Come on guys, Guess who am I.....

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No Idea.... My Name is " C O M M U N I C A T I O N"

Mar 22, 2010

Struck in the Lift

It was a Sunday afternoon. The sun was showering its rays to the earth warmly... Since I have some extra work in my office, I have gone to office… My desk was located in the sixth floor... So I took the lift and pressed sixth floor.
One more security guy came in and he pressed the 5th floor button. It was working fine till fifth floor… After that the lift door opened in the floor and he gone... The door closed again and when it tries to lift it back to the sixth floor, it got struck… The light gone way… I have no clue at all… I have forgotten my office reception number too...
So I have phoned to my friend, to enquire about the reception number… I am very unlucky at the moment, because he was not picking up the call... Somehow, I have managed with my cell phone light and found that the lift was strucking halfway between fifth and sixth floor… After 2 minutes, the power came back, I have a deep breath and pressed sixth floor…. When I pressed the button again, the power gone…
So then found the alarm button in the lift and pressed it and alerted the security… Even after that too, the power was not stable, it’s coming for 10 seconds and then goes OFF… Finally after 10 minutes of time, it was stable and it goes back to the ground floor again… I got panic when I have been struck in the Lift

Mar 20, 2010

Crazy fan of SRK

My colleague was a crazy fan of SRK (Shah Rukh khan)…. Here is the sample of his crazyness.. I have asked him which team you are going to support for IPL-3. The reason I have asked him is, he likes SRK, Sachin Tendulkar and he is from Bangalore… I gave him three choices
  • Bangalore Royal Chargers
  • Mumbai Indians...
  • Kolkata Knight Riders

He said that he would support “Kolkata Knight Riders”… I have asked him that why he is not supporting for the other two teams…
If Mumbai Indians win the series, then the entire fame would go to Ambhani
If Royal Challengers win the series, then the entire fame would go to Vijay Malaya….
But in case if Kolkata Knight Riders win the series, then the fame and money goes to SRK…I was stunned with his answer…. How Crazy he is………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 18, 2010

Control yourself..Its Funny….!

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning...............But this time..... After Winning the Match
Tony Greg :
So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!
Inzamam :
Thanks Tony?,?.! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.Tony fainted!!!!! !

Mar 17, 2010

Parents Wish

  • On the day when you see us "Old and Week", have Patience and do try to understand us....
  • If we get dirty when eating and if we cannot Dress on our own... "Please, bear with us and remember the times we spend feeding you and dressing you up"....
  • If, when we speak to you, we repeat the same things over and over again..."Don't interrupt us...Listen to us".... "When you were small, we had to read to you the same story a thousand and one times until you went to sleep"....
  • When we dont want to have a shower, neither shame us or scold us...."Remember we had to chase you with your thousand excuses to get you to the Shower"....
  • When you see our ignorance of new technologies..Help us navigate our way through these worldwide webs..."We thought you how to do so Many things, To eat the right foods, to dress appropriately, to fight for your thoughts".....
  • When at some moments we loss the memory of the thread of our conversation..lets have the neccesary time to remember and if we cannot, dont become nervous..."As the most important thing is not our conversation but simply to be with you and to have you listening to us".......
  • When our tired legs give way and dont allow us to walk without a cane....Lend us your helping hand, the same way we did whenyou tried your first faltering steps..
  • And someday we say to you we dont want to live anymore, dont get angry, one day you will understand...
  • Some days you will realized that despite our mistakes..."We always wnated the best for you... And we tried to prepare the way for you"...
  • You must not feel angry, sad nor ashamed for having us near you...Instaead try to understand us and help us like we did when you were young....
  • Help us to walk....Help us to live the rest of our life... with "Love and Dignity"....
  • We will pay you wth a smile and an immense love from our heart..

"We Love you Child"

Mar 15, 2010

Know More About Heart Attack...!

  • Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.
  • Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
  • You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
  • Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
  • Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
  • Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.

Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.